Teens share the worst moments of their secret pasts….

Double D Disaster

Dani- Age 17: I was at the mall one day and my besties and I have a tradition where we always find the biggest, laciest bra in the store and try them on- like totally as a joke though. Well I guess that day was my lucky day because I found a DD covered with red lace and pink rhinestones. I won our contest but I sure wish someone else had snagged the one I did because of what happened next. As we left the store, I forgot something. I was still holding the bra! It set off the alarms and my friends ran and left me standing there like an idiot, holding this huge lacey bra! To my horror, my ex came out of the store. I thought he had come to my rescue when I noticed his uniform and nametag that said Junior Manager. I blushed down to my toes! I had forgotten that his dad was the owner of my fave boutique. I was so embarrassed that I threw the bra at my ex and ran. In the end, I got a temporary ban from the mall! What. A. Disaster.

Urination Station

Remmy- Age 14: My friend is super popular, and well, I’m not. When she invited me to a party I wanted to say no until I found out my crush would be there too. I spent hours getting the most perf outfit ever. I was super psyched and ready to impress.  The day finally came and during the party we decided to play partner hide and seek. Guess who I got paired with! When we went to hide, I suggested the upstairs closet- a perfect way to get up close in the dark! He went with it and we crammed ourselves in there. I then was terrified to realize that I had to pee- bad. I tried not to think about it, but the nervousness of being so close to my crush did a number on my bladder and before I knew it, I let a little slip. A little turned into a lot and he leapt up and went screaming bloody murder around the house, “Remmy peed! Remmy peed!” At least

I finally got his attention-and everyone elses!

Flash N’ Tell

Katie-Age 16: I had been crushing on this cutie named Dean for months. One day as I was looking at myself in the mirror at school, I pulled together my courage and talked to him. Of course I had to pick the day when my laundry was in need of washing and I had to borrow a pair of my mom’s saggy white underwear. I stepped out of the bathroom and there he was. I went up to talk to him and we talked for a while. The whole time we talked, he looked weirded out. When we said goodbye I looked down and was horrified to realize that the front of my skirt had been pulled up into my books the whole time, you could see my horrible granny panties! Talk about a bad start!

Spewdie Judy

Judy-Age 15: I always like to welcome the new girl to school. There was this girl named Laura who looked lost on her first day, so I invited her to sit with us at lunch. She started telling jokes and I am a sucker for bad puns. She told a really funny one and I spat my yogurt all over her- Some welcome wagon. I was then known as “Spewdie Judy” by all of my friends-including Laura!  

 Face Melter

 Emma-Age 18: I was visiting my grandparents in Housten, Texas last summer. I am used to the dry weather of Arizona so I had to adjust to how humid it was there. One day at the country club my grandparents belonged to, I met this really cute guy who worked on the golf course as a private instructor. He asked me to play golf the next day and I obviously said yes. The next morning, I got my most golfy looking blue pollo and went off. We spent hours chatting, golfing and I was sweating. A lot. I kept wiping it and my makeup smeared each time. I really hoped that he wouldn’t notice. After a little while, he looked over at me and said, “ you either just rolled around in the mud or your face is melting off.”  I think that he was trying to be funny, but what a nightmare!

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 It's NOT What It Looks Like

David- Age 15: For the past 3 weeks, I have been sitting at a table with my friends from the school play. Guess who also sat at that table- my crush! (She was the lead and I was working the soundbooth) One day, my friend brought us all a bag of Takkis, knowing that I am a wuss for spice. Despite my spice issue, I grabbed some and stuffed them into my mouth. I was totally trying to show off.  Bad idea. My crush looked at me weirdly and I asked my friend what was wrong. He told me I had a huge snot drip running down my chin! UGH, so nasty.